Magic Unitato
Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people.
(via khaleesi-lifts)

trenzalorewaits:

Lauren Cooper meets The Queen (x)

THE BALLS THAT WOMAN HAS

kissmycatastrophe:

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

i think probly the slenderman

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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frozen-fractals-all-around:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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